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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4891 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8616 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8808 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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