so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Towns Built: 9
Epic Quests Completed: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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