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Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	208	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	7821

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crops Grown:	4387
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2