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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9212 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?