CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8196	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Emeralds Found:	8304	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	619568	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	2441
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	76
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.