CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	4253
Magical Moments Shared:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	107

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPeenPurge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1273	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	7776	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!