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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4290 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 660 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
