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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5082 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 47542 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
