CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Villages Defended:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	9868	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8975
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Star Shards Collected:	143
Emeralds Found:	5630	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.