CraftyExSibsPoor | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	731	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1205
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	262
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4517

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3006
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7687	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10