hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 8178
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Secret Passages Found: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

    Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

    But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

    Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Farms Harvested: 900 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9951

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 449 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

    CraftyTate’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

    Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

    But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

    Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

    And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty /b/ Builders

    Crafty /b/ Builders
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

    Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

    But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

    Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

    Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

    Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

    Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

    And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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    Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mines Excavated: 3022
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

    But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ores Mined: 8081
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1971 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8085
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

    CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

    SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

    On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

    But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

    So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6264 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

    Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’
    Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

    Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

    Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

    Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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