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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3284 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!