CraftyEats – FoodieRankings | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6777	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	856
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2685	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	219	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Spectre SMP

application, Builder, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Europe, Events, Friendly, Longevity, Mods, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1755	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Focus	Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space
Features	Established community, long-term world, creative projects, performance mods
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21.4, hosted in Europe
Mods & Tools	GeyserMC support, recipe changes, faster minecarts, Voice Chat, Discord link, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

What are we looking for in players?

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

Join our Discord server

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult content, Alluring, attractive, Boy, desire, Enchanted, enticing, Erotic, erotic boy, erotic female, explicit, female, INTIMATE, lustful, passionate, Provocative, Realm, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Zombie Dances:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is turned upside down, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and adventure. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “erotic boy(female)” – a mysterious being that will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a change of underwear.

DisapPOINTEDCraft

Accountability, ANNOYED, Best Friend, Boundaries, Closure, Communication Issues, confusion, Disappointed, DisapPOINTEDCraft, emotional distress, Emotional support, friendship, ghosting, hurt feelings, lack of effort, mixed signals, neglect, relationship, self worth, unresolved feelings, validation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and confusion of real life! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about disappearing friends or unanswered messages. Our virtual friends are always there for you, ready to explore, build, and have a blast together.

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from annoying situations, like being ghosted by someone you thought was your best friend. Or maybe you just want to relax and fish in peace, without the stress of real-life relationships.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Let’s leave the real-world problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

CreeperCoffeeCraft

barista, black coffee, Brewing, caffeine fix, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee beans, coffee culture, coffee lovers, Coffee maker, coffee shop, CreeperCoffeeCraft, drink, Espresso, french press, homemade coffee, how-to, iced coffee, latte, morning routine, pour over

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2164

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

probotot.aternos.me

Players:	104/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2