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Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

NukeCraftFrance25

carbon emissions, edf, electricity, ENERGY, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear safety, NukeCraftFrance25, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol u know what else is adding stuff? this epic minecraft server! we got reactors too, but not nuclear ones, we got creeper reactors that explode with fun and excitement! join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained to protect it at all costs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

AstroRealms Lifesteal Skyblock

Adventure, bed defense, Bedwars, custom plugin, Drop Pods, floating island, floating island survival, Fortressa, Futuristic Hub, Galactic, galactic adventure, Immersive, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP battles, pvp strategy, Raiding, SKY, Skyblock, space station, strategy, strategy game, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	2835
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

AstroRealms – Your Galactic Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Junior Lifesteal Engage in heart-stealing PvP battles and fight for survival! Skyblock Build and thrive on your floating island in Oblivia! HungerGames Experience the classic HungerGames with a custom plugin for a fresh, unique twist! BedWars Defend your bed, fortify your base, and eliminate rivals in Fortressa. Master the ultimate PvP strategy!

The Space Station Hub Explore our futuristic hub, connecting planets with immersive drop pods. View stunning galactic vistas as you travel between worlds. Join AstroRealms Today! Adventure awaits with PvP, survival, and strategy. Connect now for the ultimate Minecraft journey!

Play.AstroRealms.io

Pixel Oasis

1.21.1

1.21.1, ASEAN, digital distribution., Edition, game developers, game enthusiasts, game library, game publishers, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Gaming news, Gaming Platform, gaming trends, Oasisliul, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Southeast Asia, steam delivery, ulliPixel, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got so many chickens that they’ve started their own government! And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re basically running the whole show now. Plus, our villagers have perfected the art of synchronized swimming in the lava pools. It’s like a fiery ballet, I swear! So come on down and join us for some seriously wacky adventures – just don’t forget to bring your own diamond pickaxe, ’cause things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

Accurate, actuality, Authenticity, Certainty, Concrete, Confirmed, Definitive, Established, evidence based, fact, Indisputable, Minecraft, nope, not opinion, Objective, Opinions, PROVEN, Reality, smp, substantiated, Truth, undisputed, verifiable, Verified

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	8508
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Votes:	1305
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6125
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7115	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	2146	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	250
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	803319	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9459
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	470

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7043	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Star Shards Collected:	89	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2