CraftyDutchLands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	8702	Crops Grown:	6824
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	2730	Dragon Eggs Found:	9219
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	3091	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4109	Potions Brewed:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Towns Built:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	7703
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Villages Defended:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	165
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	248439
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	112
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9137	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3