lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Buildings Constructed: 48

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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