lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 142 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
Void Gems Collected: 33 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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