lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 78 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 181
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5007
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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