lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Love Letters Sent: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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