so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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