so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Farms Harvested: 487 Wilderness Tamed: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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