so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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