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Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4004	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Emeralds Found:	519	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6649

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	901910	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3831	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	247
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Farms Harvested:	774
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2829
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Emeralds Found:	4251