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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4688 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3258 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.