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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 523600 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4101 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.