come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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