Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2638 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Towns Built: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PeePeePalsCraft

    PeePeePalsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magic Items Found: 2504
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 688685
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Items Found: 4919

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Emeralds Found: 1054 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Animals Bred: 184 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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