CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BroArrested Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5736	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftingCashWaste

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	734312	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	5744
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AustrianCraft2021

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	807	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8429	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SILJealousStickMud

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Farms Harvested:	492	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	162632	Magic Items Found:	6636
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	185	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4