Galactic Witch Minecraft SMP

Anime, Battles, captain, Captaincy, Earth, Earthian Captain, Future, Future Earthian, Galactic, gundam, Gundam series, Interstellar, Mecha, Mercury, Mercury Witch, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, Space, space battles, Space Battleship, the witch from mercury, War, witch

Welcome to the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP, where you can embark on epic adventures through time and space in Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.

3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot

Baltic states, border control, confiscates, Conflict prevention, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, illegal-trade, international relations, kaliningrad, KaliningradCraft, law enforcement, Lithuania, Loot, military equipment, military goods, Moscow trains, political tensions, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, Ukraines, weapons smuggling

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got Lithuania out here straight up robbing military goods from trains and handing them over to Ukraine like it’s a swap meet! Join us if you wanna be part of this wild ride where anything goes and alliances are made over stolen goods. Who needs diamonds when you can have military weapons, amirite? So come on and join the chaos, we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Mecha Doki, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Mecha Doki Edition! Join us for some crazy adventures and laughs that will make your heart sing!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have Dokibird herself streaming on our server, bringing you all the joy and laughter you could ever want. Plus, we have exclusive VODs, merchandise, and even a cover of “Drift Away” that will make you drift away into a world of fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a special game called Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery, where you can solve puzzles and uncover secrets in a thrilling adventure. And if that’s not enough, we even have our own Divegrass team page for all you sports fans out there.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Don’t be a dumb goon – be a smart goon and come join the fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP

attraction, Body language, chemistry, Communication, confusion, CreeperFree, cute, DATING, desire, emotions, FANTASY, flirtation, Intimacy, Lust, Minecraft, misinterpretation, mixed signals, Physical attraction, relationships, seduction, sexual desire, sexual tension, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and intense dance-offs with creepers. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…like with that cute zombie who keeps eyeing you up!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons…they’re always trying to steal your heart (literally)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SisSquabbleCraft

blended families, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family problems, Family Support, Family Therapy, parent support, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry solutions, SisSquabbleCraft, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

Bowl, bran flakes, Breakfast, captain crunch, CerealKillaMinecraftSMP, cinnamon toast crunch, cocoa puffs, corn flakes, crunchy, DELICIOUS, favorite cereal, Food, Frosted Flakes, fruity pebbles, granola, honey nut cheerios, lucky charms, milk, morning, raisin bran, rice krispies

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyCrackAddict

bizarre addictions, BlockyCrackAddict, hidden addictions, ignored addictions, overlooked addictions, peculiar addictions, secret addictions, silent addictions, strange addictions, taboo addictions, terrible addiction, uncommon addictions, underreported addictions, unheard of addictions, unnoticed addictions, unspoken addictions, unusual addictions

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nail Drive Fun Land

belief in yourself, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, Fun, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, Land, make a difference, motivation, nail, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Small, success

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

1.21.1, 1.8, anti cheat, Antispam, Auto-mine, BatyaCraft, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Craft, DADDY, Economy, Factions, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, FLY IN, fp help, hackers, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Modes, Nice, Pets, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Skywars, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

What is BatyaCraft?

This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

– Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

– Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

– The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

– We do everything from the heart

– Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

▶ SKYBLOCK

There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

▶ SKYWARS

If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

▶ BEDWARS

Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

▶ PRISON

It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	8141	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

atmosphere, base, blast, boomer, Boomiest, Bosses, cosmetic, Drama, Elder, Females, flying mounts, Friendly, Furniture, ingame currency, Join, Lands, Males, Mature Players, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, MYTHIC, overpowered gear, peoople, Pets, Quests, Ranks, respectful, Server, smp

Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
How many unique mounts are available on the server?	There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
What is the server’s community like?	We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
Can pets be collected on the server?	Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, controversial, Corruption, discrimination, Enslavement, Ethics, Goblins, Greed, Jastor Gallywix, Jastors, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, morality, Party, Politics, power, questionable decisions, questionable morals, racism, Server, social commentary, society, thrall

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, BASICALLY, Behavior, Brazil, Chaos, Civil, Corruption, culture, disgrace, Governance, Government, India, lawlessness, Minecraft, norms, Order, rules, smp, social structure, societal breakdown, societal norms, societal rules, society, Surprising

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	1627	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TongueBrusherCraft

daily routine, dental care, dental habits, dental hygiene, dental routine, mouth cleaning, oral care, oral health, tongue brushing, tongue brushing benefits, tongue care, tongue cleaner, tongue cleaning, tongue cleaning techniques, tongue cleaning tools, tongue health, tongue hygiene, tongue hygiene tips, tongue maintenance, tongue scraper, TongueBrusherCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, donation, drone initiative, Dutch, european union, financial assistance, foreign affairs, funding, innovation, international aid, Investment, military technology, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Support, Technology, Ukraine, UkraineDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Updated October 23, 2024

PornstarProgeny SMP

Updated October 23, 2024

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Updated October 23, 2024

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Animals Bred:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2672