CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9027	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Potions Brewed:	96	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6745
Towns Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	51
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3960

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	213203	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.