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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5075 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).
once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.
so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.
