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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7153 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).
once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.
so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.
