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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8763 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!