CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 68 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

    SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

    Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Crops Grown: 5859
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • the world is ending Minecraft SMP

    the world is ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

    Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

    So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MythFallen Skyblock

    MythFallen Skyblock

    Welcome to MythFallen – A New RPG Skyblock Experience! Key Features: RPG Progression: Level up your character as you gather resources, upgrade your gear, and strengthen your island. The stronger you become, the tougher the challenges you can face! Custom Mobs: Forget the vanilla mobs—MythFallen features fully custom mobs that will test your skills. From sky creatures to elemental beasts, each mob offers a new challenge. Powerful Gear & Items: Unlock unique weapons, armor, and items through progression. Defeating stronger mobs and world bosses rewards you with powerful loot to help you conquer even more dangerous foes. World Boss Fights: Team up with other players to take down massive world bosses in epic battles! These bosses require strategy, cooperation, and the right gear to defeat. Custom Islands: Build, expand, and customize your Skyblock island. Every player has the freedom to shape their island as they see fit—whether you’re designing a fortress, a farm, or an epic base. Economy & Shops: Utilize our in-game economy system to trade, buy and sell items with other players, or visit shops to get what you need for your next adventure. Friendly Community: Our server is brand new, and we’re excited to grow with you! Join a community of players who are just as eager to explore, fight, and build as you are.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Don’t Peek Minecraft Server

    Don’t Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for our 5th Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant statues of demon princesses and running small assassin businesses with our weapons specialist Moxxie.

    In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Plus, we have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. It’s like Airbnb, but for demons!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles against bruiser Millie and her hellhound receptionist Loona. Survive each other while running a startup in Hell, because nothing says fun like demon entrepreneurship.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for demon shenanigans. See you in Hell!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mystic Lands

    Mystic Lands

    Welcome to Mystic Lands, a Minecraft server designed for those who seek thrilling adventures, custom enchantments, and a close-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, Mystic Lands offers something for everyone. Here’s what makes us special:

    +Version 1.21.1 – Always up to date with the latest features and gameplay enhancements. +Custom Enchantments – Elevate your gameplay with a wide array of enchantments, categorized as Common, Rare, Legendary, and Mythical. +Epic Quests & Boss Fights – Face off against challenging bosses and embark on quests that will push your skills to the limit. +Admin Shops & Player Economy – Trade, sell, and buy resources through admin shops or create your own player shops! +Crates & Rewards – Unlock powerful rewards through crates and our unique referral system. VIP Ranks – Gain exclusive perks with our custom VIP rank system, from cool cosmetics to game-enhancing abilities. +Claims & Protection – Protect your builds and create thriving communities with our UltimateClaims plugin. +Lag-Free Experience – Enjoy smooth gameplay with top-notch performance and optimizations. +Active Staff & Friendly Community[/b] – Our staff is dedicated to ensuring a fun and fair experience for everyone.

    Join us now and become part of the growing Mystic Lands family! Your adventure awaits—will you answer the call?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Tales Of Panem

    Tales Of Panem

    Tales of Panem is a Minecraft Hunger Games RPG server that immerses you in the world of Panem. The server launches with the 10th Hunger Games, followed by the release of District 12! Live the life of a true citizen—enter the coal mines, craft powerful herbal medicines, and brave the dangerous wilderness beyond the fence to hunt. Own your own shop, rent houses, and explore iconic landmarks, including the Merchant section, Seam and much more. We await your arrival. Join us at mc.talesofpanem.com!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Dragonball Minecraft Server

    Dragonball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because DRAGONBALL is taking over! That’s right, Goku and the gang have invaded Minecraft and they’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Dragon Ball characters and take on enemies in intense battles. Want to fly around like a Super Saiyan? No problem, we’ve got custom plugins that let you soar through the skies and unleash powerful attacks on your foes.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got a Dragon Ball-themed survival mode where you can gather resources, build your own base, and defend it against other players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even hunt down the legendary Dragon Balls scattered across the map and make a wish for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Dragon Ball Minecraft adventure! Just watch out for Frieza, he’s been griefing bases with his Death Ball attack…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

    The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Enchantments Applied: 223

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Arcania Server Minecraft server

    Arcania Server Minecraft server

    Welcome to Arkania!

    Are you ready to dive into the unique world of Minecraft, where every day is a new adventure, every night is a challenge, and every choice can change everything around you? If your answer is “Yes”, then welcome to the server, where your destiny is the result of your decisions, skills and strategy!

    Mechanics of Stages

    Discover new horizons with each stage: from the first steps in the ordinary world to epic battles with the Ender Dragon and anarchy in the ordinary world. Be prepared for an ever-changing world, where every new stage brings new challenges and opportunities!

    Factories

    Revolutionary production mechanics! Create and upgrade your factories to produce resources and items. Discover new technologies in the research center and become the industrial tycoon of our world!

    Deliveries

    Unique trading system! Complete delivery orders, receive valuable rewards and improve your status among other players.

    Equipment Customization

    Rethink classic craft! Craft armor and weapons of new ranks, use runes and enchantment scrolls to create unique equipment.

    Dungey

    Explore dungeons of varying difficulty, fight bosses and get incredible trophies. Only the bravest heroes will be able to overcome the most difficult dungeons!

    Professions and Quests

    Upgrade your professions, complete tasks and receive rewards that will help you become stronger. The system of professions and quests will make your journey even more exciting!

    Leveling up and Challenges

    With each new level you become more powerful, and regular challenges will add zest to your game, offering new tasks and goals.

    Community

    On our server you will find friends with similar interests, whether they are “homebodies”, fans of PVE or PVP. Unite in teams, create alliances and conquer the world together!

    ✨ And that’s not all! Join us now and start your story!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3649
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Rig-Free Swing States Minecraft Server

    Rig-Free Swing States Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old elections where the outcome is predictable? Join our Minecraft server where we have elections every week and the results are always a surprise! Swing states? Pfft, we have swing biomes where one day it’s a lush forest and the next day it’s a desert. And don’t even get us started on traditionally blue states flipping – we have players who can literally build a redstone contraption to change the entire landscape of the game. The election map on our server is constantly changing, just like the lava flows in the Nether. So come join us and see if you can rig the election in your favor – or get riggity wrecked yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • game’s gone Minecraft SMP

    game’s gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible in the most creative way possible?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Digger” competition where players race to find the most diamonds in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of rage quitting. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Casual Minecraft

    Casual Minecraft

    Casual Minecraft is the ultimate server for players who want to relive the classic Minecraft experience. With a focus on simplicity, community, and survival mode, we bring the game back to its nostalgic roots. Our close-knit community thrives in a pure survival environment, where collaboration, creativity, and exploration are at the heart of the gameplay. No flashy gimmicks, no over-complicated features—just the original Minecraft you fell in love with. Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home in Casual Minecraft, where every player is part of the adventure. Join us and rediscover the magic!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow destined to burn – in a good way! We’ve got characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting for you to join their epic adventures. And don’t even get us started on the weapons – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song will have you slicing and dicing like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. So come on and get your fill of sweet treats and flowery goodness. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re permanent, just like that weird mole you have on your back.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will have you swimming in virtual currency. Just visit our website and claim your riches!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two. Or maybe just a really cool build. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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