CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 3259 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TV Show Minecraft SMP

    TV Show Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

    Invest Minecraft SMP Advice
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Star Shards Collected: 277

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

    Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

    But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Board People Minecraft SMP

    Board People Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MagicMoon

    MagicMoon

    ¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

    Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

    Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

    Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

    Are you ready to experience the magic?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WakeCraft

    WakeCraft

    WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Indies MC Server

    Crafty Indies MC Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

    Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

    Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • mintyboys.org

    mintyboys.org

    this is a public minecraft server with a fun kind community 24/7 mods active so if you have any question feel free to ask.

    it is a modded server so you will need to download a modpack the modpack you will need is https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-village

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 3 Letter People Minecraft Server

    3 Letter People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with long and complicated usernames? Well, look no further because our server is 99% filled with 3 letter people! That’s right, you could be one of them too! Just imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only have three letters in their name. It’s like a game of charades every time you want to say something. Plus, rumor has it that if you can guess the full name of a 3 letter player, you’ll unlock a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world of short and sweet usernames!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

    Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

    And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

    Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 238
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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