CraftyCrushSignals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Animals Bred:	105

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchantments Applied:	212	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	1947
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	123
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1071	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mines Excavated:	3204
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4856
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

#sustainability, agriculture, ecological balance, ecological footprint, ecosystem, Environment, environmental ethics, ethical consumption, ethical farming, FarmCraft, Farming, food production, food security, human impact, humans, Parasitic, population control, Resource Management, species, sustainable living, symbiotic relationship

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5582
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

1.21, chat reports, Cheats, Discord, Griefing, ip address, killing, Paper, PUBLICLY, Redstone, Resets, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, teleport commands, Tpa, Trailer, Trapped, Traveling, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7472
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.