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Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163177	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	7797	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mines Excavated:	3882	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3