Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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