CraftyCrimeGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Potions Brewed:	59
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	144	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5