CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

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ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Falling into the Void:	0

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2411	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7226

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	4282
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	8625
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Void Gems Collected:	14

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	138490
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197