CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4656
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4783	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	112
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6972
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	790
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567