CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	4530	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	2886	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	189
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	452	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1726

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchantments Applied:	199	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	2110
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Votes:	5320	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	128
Runes Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu