CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7919	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9630
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	438	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2271	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4007	Ores Mined:	7983
Love Letters Sent:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2706	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1729
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	75
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun