CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	8

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Crops Grown:	8832
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Star Shards Collected:	192	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	140	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7686
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mines Excavated:	1197	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crops Grown:	5602
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
New Chunks Explored:	527901	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	102	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net