CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

play.planetdanet.com

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7957
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	9666	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Mc.MythicMiner.Info

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

fortunecraft.dedimc.io

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

mc.ctec.co.nz

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Potions Brewed:	112

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

play.skygames.nl

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

survival.lilbloop.net:25566

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	5938	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

neoedm.apexmc.co

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

play.themajesticnetwork.com

SeniorMc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

play.seniormc.fun

Block Piece

PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

blockpiece.xyz

GokuBoxPVP Reborn

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Dragon Eggs Found:	2935
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

GokuBoxPVP Is A Greek/English Box PVP Server, Box PVP Means That You Grind Your Way To The Top By Opening Crates, Mining And Selling Ores And By Killing And Gathering Tokens To Upgrade Your Armor, All That Whilst Also Fighting For Your Life, Finnaly For A Little Help To New Players, Killing Players Without Armor Is NOT Allowed.

194.247.42.181:28978

BeeWildMC

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

play.beewildmc.com

Relicium

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394365
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Discover Relicium, a Minecraft server where strategy, bravery and cooperation forge legends. Immerse yourself in an epic adventure in search of ancient relics, lead your alliance to glory, and shape the destiny of nations. With unique tycoon mechanics and “King of the Hill” events, Relicium offers an unmatched experience. Are you ready to make your mark in the world of Relicium? Join now and write your own story!

relicium.apexmc.co

Concordia MC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	2288	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

concordiamc.apexmc.co:25636

CraftMine

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

CraftMine is a Semi-Vanilla Survival Server that has for years been building an awesome community of players, everyone is welcome on CraftMine.

Even cracked players.

41.62.8.27