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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3830 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9774 |
New Chunks Explored: | 130163 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!