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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 809 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3113 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!