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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6874 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!