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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1742 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 572 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3182 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2740 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!