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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7933 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
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